Joke of the DAY!!!...

Enjoy the Jokes!!...
No offence on every single jokes ok??...
Vicky no OFFENCE!!!

1. Tom had $5, Jim had $5 & John had $5...
They wanted to go to to somewhere by taking a train...
So, where they will head to??..
(clue:in a green line)


Ans:CommonWealth..

2.There is this animal which is VERY smelly were put in a room...
So, people wif various kinds of race are to test wif tis animal...

The first person is a EURASIAN guy went into the room..
He says..
"Eeew, tats the most smelliest ting i ever smelt, bullshit"..
So, he went out of the room..


The second person is a CHINESE guy went into the room..
He says..
"Aiyo....so smelly ah!!..sibei smelly sia!!"
So, he went out of the room..


The third person is a MALAY guy wemt into the room...
He says..
"Sial lah!!...wt smell seh??..SO BUSUSK SIA!!"..
So, he went out of the room..


The last person is an INDIAN guy went into the room...
He nv say anyting...
Guess wt happen???...
THE ANIMAL WENT OUT OF THE ROOM!!...
It says...
"Wah!!..Indians are so smelly than me!!..Hahaha..."

3.There is this two animals..
A spider and a caterpillar...
They are bestfrens...
The spider is a very helpful fren as he always finds food 4 both of them..
So, one day, the caterpillar felt that she should help spider...
She told spider tat she going to hunt for food while spider stay at home...
The spider agree wif it...
The caterpillar happily went out of the house...

An hour later...
The caterpillar still had not came back yet...

2 hours later...
She still haven't come back yet...

But, the spider was reali hungry at tat moment...
So, the spider jz tot of going to look 4 caterpillar...
When he out of the house.....
Guess wt???...

HE SAW CATERPILLAR STILL WEARING SHOES!!!!!!

Get it??..
Hahaha...

Aiyah!!..
I reali laughed alot 2day!!!...
Hahaa...
Tis jokes were given by Stephanie!!..
THNX STEFFY!!!..
I LOVE U N UR JOKES!!!
Hahaha....

Bt guess wt??...
After all tat laughter....
I FELL SICK!!...
I'm sick nw guys!!...
Fever, headache n the worst ting is my COUGH!!..
I've been coughing since the last 2 days lor...
My throat so ITCHY!!!..
I dun hv medicine some more..
Haiz...
Hafiz also sick n he took MC for 2day n tmrw...
We r so FATED!!..
Wakakaka..
Maybe, tmrw then we meet lor...
Heee!!...

Jz nw paiseh in ORGCOMM for the second time!!..
Heehehe..
ALL VICKY'S FAULT!!!..
Hehe..
Sori ah Vicky...
Hehehe...

Nw i'm jz staying at home n rest well..
Tmrw basically will be going out wif Hafiz...
So, jz waiting 4 tis wednesday...
My Japanese Presentation!!...
Argh!!!...

Ok lah..
Tata...